Sunday, June 12, 2016

A Little Tease

I've been focusing a lot on dance training lately, so I figured I'd play around with some of my newer costume pieces for you.

Sinful Sunday

Friday, June 10, 2016

Collarfails #1: My Milkshake Brings all the Serial Killers to the Yard

As promised, I present you with some of the fail messages from this week on Collarspace. I'd say it's been a successful week as no one has messaged me to tell me I'm fat. Woohoo!

Okay? Why are you asking me? Also your profile says you're 23. He subsequently asked if I had kik or Skype. When I said no, he asked if I had unlimited text. I told him I wasn't giving him my phone number. I'm cool with prefabricated children, but this baby factory is closed for business. Also, not a cow, bro. 

*barfs* Also, how am I a gold digging bitch?

*Instablock* All of my no. All of it. Plus some of yours.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Health and Dating Bullshit

I've been officially single for a month now, and I'll tell you right now, online dating is the worst. Collarspace remains the cesspit of the BDSM dating scene. I've already been told I'm untwue and been offered to be swept off to Finland for the slave life of my dreams. OkCupid isn't proving any more fruitful. It's full of guilt trips, sexual solicitations, and red herrings. I've discovered, however, that I'm apparently more attractive than I think. I just wish men would read a bit better.

On a positive note, for you guys, I'm going to start posting my fail messages for your viewing enjoyment. Collarspace is known for its gems and it's only fair that I share them with you. 

I realize I've been neglectful of late. I'm getting the depression stuff under a bit better control, but I've been concentrating heavily on improving my health. My lipid levels dropped, but not enough, so I'm doing my best to bring it down naturally without the help of medication. I'm also attempting to build core strength to be able to do a belly dance workshop in October with the fabulous Ruby Beh on floor work. 

I've met my primary weight goal, so now it's time to move to the next stage. I've lost about 35 lbs and am shooting to lose 40 more. I'll see how I feel then, but right now, that's my end goal. To help me along with this, I've taken up Pilates and bought myself a Fitbit. I was doing pretty well just calculating on my own, but I really like the calorie calculation on this thing, as it feels more accurate than the standardized numbers on MyFitnessPal. I can sync it with MFP as well, so I no longer have to manually log exercises there. 

I've also started a fitness group on Fetlife to help with motivation and such. If you're interested in joining, I'd welcome any new members. It's woefully small right now. 

I really hate looking for a partner. Searching is exhausting and so disappointing most of the time, but I have to have faith that the right one is out there for me. Maybe God just wants me to improve myself a little bit first. I'm trying to make better choices, and not make bad decisions in the dating arena. 

I think I'll post my collarfails on Fridays. Stay tuned for that!

Also, I planted potatoes! Send my potato babies good thoughts!

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